JOHN RALPHIO Y’ALL
“Can I throw something on you, see if it feels good?”
“Sure”
“Okay this is what I would do. I would start with a joke, joke, Vince Vaughn quote…Obviously.”
“Swingers or Crashers?”
“Fred Clause. Then talk about Andy’s ex girlfriends, quote from Love Actually, hold back your tears, pause……. Drop the microphone and get out of that bitch.”
