I grab the sheets and I get them home. And I’m psyched to put them on my bed, right? I feel them and - they feel a little rough to the touch. I get a little suspicious. I do a little Google-ing. I find an investigative report in Southern Living Magazine where they investigated thread count claims … And they had a little chart, and it said:
Posted January 11, 2012 at 9:51am in Aziz Ansari Intimate Moments for a Sensual Evening YOU DIDN'T THINK I WAS GONNA COUNT THAT SHIT MOTHERFUCKER. b e s t This cast and their dumb faces that I don't even like.