January 2010
34 posts
“Much like Sober Bridget, Drunk Bridget thinks she’s hilarious”
– i need to stop using slurs before i get a hate crime lawsuit filed against me
txtsfrmlstnght:
(661): Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE
Jan Levinson (Gould) is in the Hannah Montana movie?!
WHY DIDNT ANYONE TELL ME CHATROULETTE WAS SO...
minus the bajillion cocks
skype=bwoww msn=b-scream
LETS FUCKING DO THIS ALREADY
You guys-I just got Skype!
We should talk/have tea/share a smoke
name: B-Scream
txtsfrmlstnght:
(862): My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
i want a fucking girlfriend
kikiimcintosh:
anotherangle:
skeweredjellyfish:
(via louischatburn)
ofcourse you do, you wouldn’t like to get an non-fucking one…..:P
I want a part-time fucking boyfriend.
Full time would just be a nuisance after a while.
Fuck buddies. They’re the best (i know this sounds slutty but a girl’s got needs)
The calmest place on Earth is on top of an icy...
It's weird when you look at people you haven't...
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I'm pretty into mayo
Unbreak my heart, Shannon from Hoarders...
me: i'm pretty into miley cyrus today
ed: cool
ed: i'm pretty into destroying your laptop today
