December 2009
90 posts
WalMart big spender.
If anything I’m judging how you capitalized walmart
sincerelyandy:
I’m at WalMart (don’t judge) and the person in front of me just spent $475.53. How is that possible?!? This is WalMart, not Best Buy.
you know its going to be a good day when you're...
feelings, man. fuck ‘em
2009 - The end is near.
Which was the best month for you?
April
Which month(s) was the worst?
Jan/Feb (mental breakdowns take time)
What was the most significant thing that happened this year? 3.5 this semester!
What person had the most impact on your life this year?
My roommate
What was the best concert that you attended?
Decemberists
What was your biggest challenge of 2009? Being as fly as possible as...
3 or 4 more days left at home
tublickpastry:
It’s starting to look like I might not make it
Just be high all the time. That’s how I made it.
Well I probably won't be getting any action in my...
almostnever:
Christmas break blows.
Fuckin you’re tellin me. STORY OF MY WEEK.
i get bored a lot faster when i'm not...
1 tag
I JUST FOUND A TIN OF COOKIES
today: my 66 year old mother explains the...
she doesn’t think Khloe should have gotten married
i just figured out one of my followers is a...
humanpig:
i totally thought that tumblr was a guy this whole time. my world is shaken
Is it me? It’s probably me.
they turned their music down
crisis solved (i may or may not be high)
liveblogging my roommate telling theneighbors to...
he just left
I miss my old neighbors. The ones that weren't...
txtsfrmlstnght:
(845): i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
WELCOME TO MY WORLD
The new downstairs neighbors are blasting r&b
R&B! REALLY?!
don't we all?
me: do you remember all the stuff we did last christmas break?
kelly: yeah-that's when you were going through your medical marijuana phase
jwoww needs a bra. big time (pun intended)
jersey shore lols
Sammie: So am I like, special?
Ronnie: Yeah
SMOKE A JOINT WITH THE HUMAN PIG
humanpig:
and friends!
over ichat!
10PM EASTERN TIME TONIGHT!
look for my old sn: itsfodashoties
i wish i had ichat :-(
on omegle when someone asks "a/s/l" i say...
No love for silver foxes?
Snookie is 4 foot 9.
fuckyeahjerseyshore:
With her poof, she adds an extra five inches.
She is legally a midget
“Hey, beautifuls. That’s plural. Beautifuls. Because I’m talking to both of you....”
– The womanizer who works at the Jamba Juice next to my Coffee Bean. He comes over to hit on the employees. (via molls)
“Dress everyday like you’re going to get murdered in those clothes”
– Tracy Jordan
Jersey Shore Name Generator
fuckyeahjerseyshore:
avedanke:
Here.
B-Scream
Best Anthropolgical Breakdown of the Jersey Shore? →
fuckyeahjerseyshore:
sparkleneelysparkle:
Goes to that dude Brian who took over for Richard Lawson at Gawker. Its long. But if you can focus for more than 10 minutes, its worth it. I can’t. Also i miss richard.
There are the creatures that we are forced to ponder. Of course, there are a few words that one must know to understand their sophisticated patois:
Classy: This is a standard of...
What's your guido name? →
fuckyeahjerseyshore:
caryrandolph:
Since “the Situation” is taken, click above to discover your guido moniker.
Now GO FORTH, and fist pump!
Jennie Bananas
