February 2009
220 posts
the movie taken is ooc
Liam Neison: I'll tear down the Eifel Tower if I have to!
Rob: I hope he does.
teacakes:
heyheylookatmypenis:
reason #1 why tumblr is awesome:
i can look at porn without getting viruses
LUV U TUMBLR
YUP
word. and its classy.
January 2009
180 posts
25 ways to impress a girl
marshmallowphantom:
goodluckspider:
justinesamantha:
1. When she asks how she looks, shrug and say “could be better” this will keep her on her toes, and girls love that. 2. Never hold her hand. This can be interpreted as a sign of weakness (or if she grabs your hand squeeze hers really, really hard until she cries. This will impress her by showing her what a strong man you are.) 3. Once a...
h8 ppl who have lives and are not online right now to talk to me
is anyone else having issues with posts showing up on your dashboard but not on your actual blog?
Also-if this is true then this message won’t be posted. Fuck
ohmygodohmygod
i got shredded cheese stuck in my keyboard. i have to get it out bc it will smell but don’t know how. ohmygod
Meet me in Montauk
alecbayonet:
(via ucftheatrekid)
<3
I have never cried so hard during a movie than during that scene.
“I hope they brightened your day”
– Super nice guy who let me pet his puppies
listen up, cocksuckers
molls:
Unfollow me. I don’t care. I don’t care that you won’t let me care.
You’re talking to the girl who co-pioneered 24 hours of non-stop Gabriel/Collins and Genesis over at Bed Time. I don’t even know HOW to quit.
Sometimes you have to destroy a couple communities to build one, AM I RIGHT?!
Who the fuck would unfollow you?
Communists. That’s who.
“wishin we had a bk”
– me right now irl
so this is the situation
Just got back from the dentist…top half of my face is numb, mostly the left side. The inside of my nose itches but I can’t scratch it because its numb. I have an itchy numb nose.
video of me being sexually harrassed in a vagina... →
(via molls)
The Big Gulp was clutch
JD is a fucking douche.
This is the most painful Real World episode I have ever wtached.
What's everyone's age?
dare:
youareawolf:
deadshot:
entrails:
robotlove:
lhh:
shaneblog:
hunsonisgroovy:
justinjustin:
evanbradford:
20!
20! (but i’ll be 21 on feb 5th!!)
20!
13!
15!
one year old than Ihh…bwahahahaha
17.
16
15
14
22. Jesus I’m old.
i have a long-standing agreement with myself
molls:
that when a friend or boyfriend becomes more unenjoyable than enjoyable, they get to go live in the “fuck off” pile.
That’s where I throw all the people who take themselves too seriously, who are untrustworthy and who are rude and/or hurtful.
I have found that this system doesn’t always make me well-liked, but it keeps me efficient and on my path. There’s something to be said for not...
“Only after disaster can we be resurrected.”
– Tyler Durden (via movieoftheweek)
STORYOFMYLYFE
“People do it everyday, they talk to themselves… they see themselves as they’d...”
– Tyler Durden (via movieoftheweek)
so spot on.
iheartit:
shelbot:
Shit!
CAPRICORN The Go-Getter (Dec 22 - Jan 19) Patient and wise. Practical and rigid. Ambitious. Tends to be Good-looking. Humorous and funny. Can be a bit shy and reserved. Often pessimistic. Capricorns tend to act before they think and can be Unfriendly at times. Hold grudges. Like competition. Get what they want. AQUARIUS - The Sweetheart (Jan 20 - Feb 18) Optimistic...
The Rules of Fight Club
dremly:
movieoftheweek:
1st RULE: You do not talk about FIGHT CLUB.
2nd RULE: You DO NOT talk about FIGHT CLUB.
3rd RULE: If someone says “stop” or goes limp, taps out the fight is over.
4th RULE: Only two guys to a fight.
5th RULE: One fight at a time.
6th RULE: No shirts, no shoes.
7th RULE: Fights will go on as long as they have to.
8th RULE: If this is your first night at FIGHT...
Follow up to the previous post- There are holes in the walls to accompany the sniper rifle.
So I come back from class and there’s a sniper rifle in my living room. True story.
